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Ellen’s Consumer Reports and Stuff


– FALL IS HERE.
WELCOME. THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. [cheers and applause] THAT’S JUST– AND IT’S SO NICE AND CRISP. IT’S JUST CHILLY ALMOST,
ISN’T IT? OH, I’M UNDER A VENT. BUT IT STILL FEELS CHILLY. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE SHOPPING? DO YOU ENJOY THE SHOPPING? [cheers and applause] ME TOO. HOW MANY OF YOU
HAVE ORDERED STUFF ON TV WHEN THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
ON TV? [cheers and applause] ME TOO! ME TOO. SO YOU SEE THESE INFOMERCIALS,
AND THEY MAKE THE PRODUCT THAT THEY’RE SELLING
LOOK AMAZING. AND DEPENDING ON
WHAT YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING OR EATING THAT NIGHT, YOU ORDER IT. BUT WHO KNOWS
HOW IT REALLY WORKS? SO I THOUGHT
WE WOULD TEST SOME THINGS, AND– BEFORE YOU SPEND
YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY. AND IT’S A SEGMENT
THAT I’M CALLING “ELLEN’S CONSUMER REPORTS
AND STUFF.” [upbeat music] ANDY, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THIS FIRST PRODUCT IS– IT’S CALLED
A FACIAL FITNESS PAO. AND HERE IT IS. COMES WITH A NICE LITTLE POUCH
THAT– WHEN YOU GET IT,
IT HAS A CARRY BAG SO YOU CAN CARRY IT AROUND
WITH YOU. AND YOU CAN DO IT ANYWHERE,
REALLY. AND THIS IS HOW YOU USE IT. WATCH THIS. – [speaking Japanese] [laughter] – OH, JAPAN. I’M NOT GONNA DEMONSTRATE IT, BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
RIDICULOUS ON TV, BUT I’M GONNA HAVE
ONE OF YOU DO IT. AND YOU SEEMED TO SEND ME A LOT
OF LOVE WHEN I CAME OUT HERE. WHAT’S YOUR NAME
IN THE WHITE SHIRT HERE? – SHALO–
SHALONDA! – SHALONDA, COME ON. [cheers and applause] [screams] [laughing] [screaming] OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. – DID YOU SEE
WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO? – YEAH.
I GOT TO DO IT. I’M GONNA DO IT.
OKAY. – WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
– SHALONDA. – SHALONDA, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
WHAT DO YOU DO? – I LIVE IN INGLEWOOD,
AND I WORK FOR AT&T. I’M A CUSTOMER REP. – OKAY, WONDERFUL. ALL RIGHT, SO IT’S A GREAT– YOU DON’T SEEM LIKE YOU NEED
ANY KIND OF EXERCISE. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
– THANK YOU. – BUT YOU SAW HOW YOU DO IT. YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
ALL RIGHT. AND THEN YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD
UP AND DOWN UNTIL– [laughter] [cheers and applause] HOW’S THAT FEEL? FEELS GOOD? OKAY, COOL. SO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT– THEY SAY 12 MINUTES. SO GO. ALL RIGHT. THAT’S TEN SECONDS. ALL RIGHT.
THAT’S GREAT. SHALONDA, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHO ELSE– [cheers and applause] WHO ELSE WANTS TO TRY? NO. THANK YOU, SHALONDA.
– THANK YOU. – THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT’S WONDERFUL, SHALONDA. HERE’S ANOTHER ONE. THIS IS HOW YOU WORK OUT
THE REST OF YOUR BODY. – [speaking Korean] – ACE POWER. [cheers and applause] OKAY, SO I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. AND THIS IS WHAT IT IS. AND IT SEEMS LIKE
IT’S A GREAT WORKOUT, RIGHT, SHALONDA? – YES.
– COME HERE. [laughter] ALL RIGHT. YOU WATCHED HOW THEY DID IT,
RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON TO IT,
AND IT’S UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN. YEAH, UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN.
UP AND DOWN. [cheers and applause] [laughter] YES. EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. YOU ARE GONNA BE SO SORE
TOMORROW, SHALONDA. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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